Scot Free
Break into a house stealthily, steal $100 of goods, and make a clean getaway.
11/22/2021
11:07:40 PM
Rare 35.1%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
11/18/2021
10:13:59 PM
Rare 16.5%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
11/17/2021
10:05:39 PM
Very Rare 9.0%
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
11/12/2021
10:23:17 PM
Ultra Rare 1.8%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
11/12/2021
10:16:52 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
11/10/2021
9:53:46 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
11/8/2021
11:58:19 PM
Rare 23.0%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
11/8/2021
11:26:34 PM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
11/7/2021
11:46:04 PM
Rare 24.8%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
11/4/2021
11:13:35 PM
Rare 22.7%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
10/29/2021
10:54:41 PM
Rare 38.4%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
10/26/2021
9:33:47 PM
Rare 14.2%
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
10/24/2021
8:35:34 PM
Common 58.4%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
10/19/2021
11:08:44 PM
Common 51.3%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
10/18/2021
9:20:04 PM
Rare 13.8%
