Continue a Run 10 times

Equip a Plugin

Complete the Tutorial

Defeated the Chapter 3-5 boss

Defeated 100 robots

Discovered a treasure chest

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.