Unlock assault perk 1

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Play with the lemur in the market and let it steal your apple

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Take optional photo #2 in Episode 4: Dark Room

Select a Standing Stone blessing

Complete a Nightfall strike on Master difficulty.

Complete 5 Heroic Public Events.

Complete the "Light Reforged" quest.

Acquire each Hunter subclass.