Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.

Complete Act 3 in another way.

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.

Complete 'http://deckers.die'.

Complete 'STAG Party'.

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Complete Act 1 in one way.

Kill 50 brutes.

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.