Kill a Volatile.

Modify your weapon for the first time.

Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.

Unsheathe 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area.

Introduce thyself to the White Knight.

Kill a Chubby.

Revive someone from "Fight for Your Life!" that is on your friends list.

Survive your first night.

Use an Inhibitor for the first time.

Craft your first item.

Demonstrate your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides.

Slay Mister Boney Pants Guy.