Fight against the prisoner at Acre

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Complete the main scenario.

You performed a classic blitz play.

Defeat 10,000 enemies.

With friends like this who needs enemies?

You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Fish with your own rod and bait.