Chopped down 1000 blades of grass

Rang the Eastern Bell

Found a sword

Average a speed of 1234 kph (767 mph) in an event

You did it! CO-LLA-BO-RATION!

You reached a higher state of mind. Or at least some peace and quiet.

Unlock a Blessing of the Dead Gods

Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Choo Choo!

Guess it was time to cash out.