You finished the story in less than 30 hours.

You completed the mission "That Special Someone".

You completed the mission "I'll Take Her".

You unlocked the special ability of Brucie's helicopter ride.

You unlocked all the islands.

You completed all 10 Exotic Export orders.

You unlocked the special ability of buying guns from Little Jacob.

Defeat 50 enemies with one shot each.

Defeat an enemy with one shot.

You were invited into your girlfriend's house.

You unlocked the special ability of Roman's taxi.

You got a turkey in 10-pin bowling.

Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower