Select a Standing Stone blessing

Defeat 30 enemies with the M9

Complete a story case with a five star rating.

Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've spent $500.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.