Use planks and sticks to make a pickaxe.

Punch a tree until the block of wood pops out.

Demonstrated your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides

Get your first Suit

TK Impale a live Slasher to a surface using a Slasher's arm - it must stick to the surface

Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Killed Commandant Steele-trap

Killed General Knoxx-trap

Killed Crawmerax the Invincible

Paid for a worthless tour of the world's largest bullet

Killed Ned. Again.