Finish episode 1

Finish episode 0

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Kill and loot 10 large animals (deer, boar, wolves).

You befriended your father.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.