You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You befriended your father.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Find an Anti-Cube.