Find 10 costume pieces

Loot 100 Biohazard items

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've spent $500.

You sold 300 junk items.

You made friends with half of South Park.