Kill and loot 10 large animals (deer, boar, wolves).

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You befriended your father.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.