Completed the game in less than 1 minute with no Modifiers enabled. (From New Game in a single session only)

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Hit 8000 times!

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Hit 3000 times!

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)