Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Discovered all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds

Activate Force Fury 10 times.

Destroy the Star Destroyer.

Control the Terror Walker and destroy all the Terror Biodroids.

Destroy 200 Terror Spider Droids.

Destroy the Gunship.

Smash up 10 game machines.