Keep an Ally alive for an entire combat while they take twice their max Health in damage

Get a birthday present

Crouch In The Store. That Should Work.

Express checkout

You Should Check Her State

Should have brought a swimming suit.

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa

Use all Allies' Ultimate powers once during the game, except the Coon

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Unlock all combat TimeFarts

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber