Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
4/17/2010
2:11:16 AM
Rare 24.1%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
4/17/2010
1:50:12 AM
Common 82.1%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
4/17/2010
1:44:16 AM
Rare 11.5%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
4/17/2010
1:42:00 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
4/17/2010
1:39:44 AM
Rare 14.4%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
4/12/2010
4:27:00 AM
Rare 28.7%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
4/12/2010
4:18:18 AM
Rare 26.0%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
4/12/2010
3:45:25 AM
Rare 28.7%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
4/12/2010
3:35:32 AM
Rare 29.4%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
4/12/2010
3:29:15 AM
Rare 38.8%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
4/12/2010
2:52:01 AM
Rare 28.6%