You befriended your father.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Visit every location of the game.

Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

Hit three weak points with Neon Beam in 6 seconds

Defeat 10 enemies by detonating ammo crates

Complete a District Showdown

Use a Karmic Streak attack to defeat exactly one enemy

Risk your freedom to protect those you care about

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.