You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

You have restored power.

You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Complete Chapter 1 of INTERmission.

Collect all the Happy Turtle flyers.

Complete Chapter 17.