Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"

Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"

Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"

Die less than 5 seconds after a respawn. "Ooooh! Poor thing! Want a cookie?"

Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."

You played 10 ranked matches.

You were promoted to a higher rank.

You cleared Arcade Battle.

You won a PERFECT battle.

You played a ranked match.