You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Defeat an enemy as a chicken

Defeat an enemy with its own projectile

Kill the Alebrije