Unravel the mystery behind the missing village girls.

Obtain the bones of the magician Lucain.

Complete your first mission.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Defeat Captain Qwark on the Deplanetizer.

Defeat Victor in the Phoenix.

Get eaten by a Pool Shark in the Pokitaru Ocean.