Selected the two Gamindustri journalists for a Quest.
"I had no idea they were such forces to be reckoned with! Well, guess this gives me time to play some games...er...time to...uh...catch up on work."
Used all characters in Quests.
"Who's your fave? It's cool, I won't get jealous if you don't say me. I say that because I know you'll say me anyway. I just wanted to play it cool."
Performed a 999-hit combo.
"Pretty skillful use of button mashing! I bet you had to make sure the enemies wouldn't all turn to mincement first, didn't ya?"
Used EXE Drive.
"This is still a pretty broken feature, even in this action game. It can be used outside of HDD as well, so use it as your personal WIN button!"
Cleared a Quest while wearing an accessory with negative effects.
"That was kinda tough. Did you ever think about taking on the strongest enemy in the game at Level 1? Or putting on a CPU Chastity Be--ow! Ow...ow, just...ow."
Uncovered Irregular Quest conditions.
"This was originally a programming glitch, so maybe it should've been removed. Huh? Oh, sorry, I'm told that's taking breaking the 4th wall TOO far."
Triggered Costume Break during a Quest.
"Do we get stronger the more skin we show? Even if it helps us complete Quests, none of us really want to stay like this for long. CPUs have feelings too, y'know!"
Cleared a Quest with HDD mode active.
"You're a natural at this transforming thing! But, uh, you won't force us to keep HDD active forever, right? It's so tiring..."
Cleared Chapter 2 in Story mode.
"Forgot to do some Quests? It's okay, my completionist buddy. You can take care of them whenever. Those pesky newsies will appreciate it!"
Cleared Chapter 1 in Story mode.
"Take your time and enjoy clearing Quests, or speed through the story-related ones. Captain Nep says, the power is yours!"
You started a new game!
"This is a nice treat for the little sister fans out there. Root for our little'uns, 'cuz they're the future and all that jazz."
Acquired all medal bonuses.
"As the king, I appreciate you giving me these medals. Er, well, that's from a game. I understand the desire to collect them all. Really, I do."
Won the Gamindustri Gauntlet for the first time.
"Like, almost every entrant was a CPU or a CPU Candidate, so... No wonder nobody else wanted to try except for that goofy dogoo. Use the prize wisely!"
Cleared Neptral Tower for the first time.
"Did you see that view?! I was like 'wow, what a view' and stuff! I bet if everyone made it up there, it'd be a viewtacular extravagander or whatever!"