Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
2/7/2011
7:14:40 AM
Rare 42.2%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
2/7/2011
7:11:22 AM
Rare 29.9%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
2/7/2011
6:31:42 AM
Common 82.1%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
2/6/2011
9:22:59 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
2/6/2011
9:19:48 PM
Rare 14.4%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
2/6/2011
8:54:15 PM
Common 70.9%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
2/6/2011
8:37:40 PM
Common 82.0%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
2/6/2011
8:35:14 PM
Common 86.3%