You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.