Carried Stan's Load To Completion
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
1/23/2024
9:23:46 PM
Rare 16.3%
Playing Favorites
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
1/23/2024
9:22:54 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
1/23/2024
6:27:23 PM
Rare 23.6%
Epic Legendary Prize
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
1/23/2024
4:00:34 PM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
1/21/2024
12:45:34 PM
Common 50.5%
We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
1/21/2024
12:33:16 PM
Common 58.7%