You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You've spent $500.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You befriended your father.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.