Give all five Sleepy Cat comics to The Director

Feed all five tins of cat food to your cat

Talk to Sleepy Cat five times

Listen to your Personal Stereo

Witness all five Blue Dreams

See both versions of the dancing dream

Attempt to talk to The Man Who Wears A Box five times

Drink a Chilled Mexican Cola

Eat five fruit drops, no more than once a day

Drink three cups of espresso, no more than once a day

Eat You's favourite food

Eat a Steamed Ham after combining it with another food

Beat the epilogue with secret ending