Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
10/9/2009
9:34:13 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
10/9/2009
9:29:23 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
10/9/2009
9:25:40 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
10/9/2009
9:24:18 PM
Rare 14.4%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
10/9/2009
9:17:27 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
10/9/2009
9:17:19 PM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
10/9/2009
9:17:12 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
10/9/2009
9:15:07 PM
Rare 15.3%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
10/6/2009
7:28:39 PM
Rare 12.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
10/6/2009
4:39:29 PM
Rare 16.9%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
10/6/2009
3:33:22 PM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
10/6/2009
3:31:15 PM
Rare 17.7%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
10/5/2009
7:40:42 PM
Rare 30.8%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
10/5/2009
7:37:05 PM
Rare 11.2%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
10/5/2009
7:35:10 PM
Rare 29.9%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
10/5/2009
7:20:56 PM
Rare 19.5%