Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
10/1/2009
8:34:13 PM
Rare 36.6%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
10/1/2009
4:02:32 PM
Rare 38.8%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
10/1/2009
3:58:06 PM
Rare 28.6%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
10/1/2009
3:23:25 PM
Rare 42.2%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
10/1/2009
2:51:01 PM
Common 70.9%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
10/1/2009
2:43:35 PM
Common 86.3%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
10/1/2009
2:40:45 PM
Common 82.1%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
10/1/2009
2:40:39 PM
Common 82.0%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
10/1/2009
2:38:33 PM
Common 97.3%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
10/1/2009
2:37:06 PM
Rare 17.6%
Freakshow Rodeo
Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)
9/30/2009
3:19:58 PM
Rare 43.0%
"Ow, Quit It!"
Destroy the Supply Chopper in Mission Mode. Who needs power-ups?
9/29/2009
7:46:53 PM
Common 50.4%
Comsat Uplink
Play online with three other players for at least one minute
9/24/2009
5:22:38 PM
Rare 23.9%
