Perform a jump over 30m

Get 100 Kills while using Mutant Injections in Zombies

Earn a Mastery Badge with any weapon

Nothing sparks your talents more than a spark of thought.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Get featured in the Best Play 3 times in Multiplayer

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.