You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Collect all trophies.

Navigate to the buried treasure.

Blow up the Mansion.

Use Ransome's Itch Cream.

Don't pick up any specks of dust.

Begin Part Nine.

Begin Part Seven.

Begin Part Six.

Get an alive character into the Hotel penthouse.

Catch the killer.