You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Reach settlement level 3