Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
7/15/2022
6:03:48 AM
Very Rare 7.8%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
7/15/2022
5:58:18 AM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
7/15/2022
5:55:31 AM
Very Rare 6.1%
Deleted But Not Forgotten
Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.
7/15/2022
5:42:12 AM
Rare 13.8%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
7/15/2022
5:41:35 AM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
7/15/2022
5:30:03 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
7/15/2022
4:45:54 AM
Rare 14.2%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
7/15/2022
4:30:04 AM
Very Rare 9.0%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
7/15/2022
4:17:29 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
7/15/2022
3:57:57 AM
Ultra Rare 1.6%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
7/15/2022
3:24:03 AM
Very Rare 6.1%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
7/15/2022
3:20:42 AM
Very Rare 9.6%
''No more training, do you require''
Complete all 'Level Challenges'
7/12/2022
6:33:04 AM
Ultra Rare 1.8%
Have Spacesuit - Will Travel
Attain ‘Adventurer’ status in On-foot Exploration
7/9/2022
8:23:20 AM
Rare 28.6%
Stranger in a Strange Land
Attain ‘Robust’ status in Extreme Survival
7/9/2022
8:23:20 AM
Ultra Rare 3.8%
Who Goes There?
Attain ‘Diplomat’ status in Alien Colonist Encounters
7/9/2022
8:23:20 AM
Rare 25.6%
A Scanner Darkly
Attain ‘Naturalist’ status in Planet Zoology Scanned
7/9/2022
8:23:20 AM
Rare 13.4%
