Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Invade Albion

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Invade Bay City

Ace all challenges!

Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human

Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.)

Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord

Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating