Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
8/8/2012
2:39:50 PM
Rare 12.3%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
8/8/2012
2:09:54 PM
Rare 11.2%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
8/8/2012
2:06:16 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
8/8/2012
2:05:36 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
8/8/2012
1:59:52 PM
Rare 10.2%
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
8/8/2012
1:39:32 PM
Rare 11.3%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
8/8/2012
1:34:39 PM
Rare 12.7%
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
8/8/2012
1:26:30 PM
Rare 10.2%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
8/8/2012
1:23:26 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
8/8/2012
1:20:37 PM
Rare 14.4%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
8/8/2012
1:16:32 PM
Rare 24.1%
Take One for the Team
Perform 10 counterattacks while taking enemy attacks
8/8/2012
2:07:51 AM
Rare 27.4%