Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
8/4/2012
11:31:00 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
8/4/2012
11:28:54 PM
Rare 15.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
8/4/2012
8:46:22 PM
Rare 16.9%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
8/4/2012
8:28:47 PM
Rare 19.8%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
8/4/2012
7:42:55 PM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
8/4/2012
7:40:50 PM
Rare 17.7%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
8/4/2012
7:06:55 PM
Rare 28.6%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
8/4/2012
7:01:02 PM
Rare 19.5%
Let 'em Burn
Don't kill any of the enemies that are on fire in Chapter 3: Fire Sale
8/4/2012
2:42:46 PM
Rare 39.5%
Good Use of Cover
Destroy the first sentry without taking any damage in Chapter 2: Freedom
8/4/2012
1:47:10 PM
Rare 17.0%
Welcome to Freedom
Talk at least once to each inhabitant of Oasis in Chapter 2: Freedom
8/4/2012
1:36:35 PM
Very Rare 9.3%
Pistol Whipped
Kill 25 enemies with a pistol in Chapter 1: Why We Fight
8/4/2012
1:16:53 PM
Very Rare 5.3%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
8/4/2012
4:03:38 AM
Rare 20.1%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
8/4/2012
3:50:39 AM
Rare 26.0%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
8/4/2012
3:45:47 AM
Rare 25.6%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
8/4/2012
3:41:22 AM
Rare 25.8%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
8/4/2012
3:29:27 AM
Rare 28.4%
Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
8/4/2012
3:26:46 AM
Rare 29.4%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
8/4/2012
12:26:28 AM
Rare 28.7%