Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
10/12/2024
8:23:37 AM
Very Rare 8.8%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
10/12/2024
8:18:03 AM
Rare 37.9%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
10/12/2024
8:14:11 AM
Rare 10.7%
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
10/12/2024
6:15:45 AM
Rare 12.9%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
10/12/2024
6:04:29 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
10/12/2024
6:00:50 AM
Rare 13.6%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
10/12/2024
5:35:49 AM
Very Rare 6.5%
His Own Medicine
Disarm the Gouverneur and kill him with the branding iron.
10/12/2024
2:13:19 AM
Ultra Rare 2.3%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
10/12/2024
1:29:12 AM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
10/12/2024
1:11:45 AM
Rare 17.5%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
10/12/2024
12:57:43 AM
Very Rare 8.4%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
10/12/2024
12:54:01 AM
Very Rare 5.7%
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
10/12/2024
12:00:03 AM
Ultra Rare 1.2%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
10/11/2024
11:48:14 PM
Rare 16.0%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
10/11/2024
10:49:06 PM
Rare 26.8%
Phone Home
Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!
10/11/2024
9:58:45 PM
Common 54.9%
I Feel The Same. I Think?
Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!
10/11/2024
9:57:34 PM
Rare 45.0%