Score your first championship point.

Complete your first Grand Prix.

Qualify in pole position.

Build or upgrade a facility.

You put your imagination in its place.

Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.

You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

You took a little elevator ride.

You defeated the horror at the sawmill in less than 1 minute and 30 seconds.

You found all of your cardboard buddies.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You made every furnace cough up its fiery death goodies.

You have discovered every thermos of coffee.