Epic Legendary Prize
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
3/5/2025
8:25:16 PM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Carried Stan's Load To Completion
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
3/5/2025
5:34:58 PM
Rare 16.3%
Playing Favorites
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
3/5/2025
5:33:20 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
3/5/2025
4:40:30 PM
Rare 23.6%
We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here
Discover the movie theater.
3/4/2025
5:38:23 PM
Rare 10.8%
We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
3/4/2025
4:17:47 PM
Common 58.7%
Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
3/2/2025
9:49:53 PM
Common 50.5%