You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have joined the KKK.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.