You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've spent $500.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You made friends with half of South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

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