Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish without dying

Score a combo of 75 or more while fighting up the stairs at the "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!"

Use all three switches, defeat the two phasers, and chase after Vertigo within 60 seconds

Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish using only swords and pistols

Complete "The Road to Victory"

Shoot up the copier in the bridge offices

Beat "Death, Baby" while wearing the pirate hat

Get a high score at the Carnival

Find 11 treasure chests in the darkness of the Tombs

Heh heh, good times

Get a stealth kill with every melee weapon in Sinister’s Lair without being detected

Interact with all the ladies at the Shower Surprise Party room