Kill all monsters in any monster-filled level on 'Hurt me plenty' or higher.

Kill 2 enemies with a single barrel explosion.

Shoot 200 bullets consecutively with the Chaingun.

Cause an enemy to kill another enemy.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Smash 10 Shard Crates

Acquired Special Delivery, P.E.T., and Employee Benefits.

Achieved a compromise between Olivia and Minnie.

Delivered the journal to Lucien.

Acquired Spectrum Gatling, The Needler, and Udder Buddy.

Found 20 Portable Phonographs.

Acquired Special Delivery, P.E.T., and Employee Benefits.

Destroyed the Synthesizer.