You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on four major authority figures.

Won a duel against another player

Rescued Athena

Built the New Car: Monster

Killed the Vault Boss

Discovered Crimson Lance Enclave

Killed Flynt