You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

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