You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've spent $500.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.