You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You've spent $500.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.