Made first equipment upgrade.

Defeat the Cow boss in Epic Dumpster Bear 1.5

Pay yellow coins to unlock a level in Epic Dumpster Bear 1.5

Took the G.O.A.T.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.